dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

sadistic-tampon:

themano:

Pika

I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD

fuckit-impaidd: the invasion has begun  “we will kill you a llllll”

fuckit-impaidd:

the invasion has begun 

“we will kill you a llllll”

hndwrttn:

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

I can’t anymore.

Anyone?

Anyone?

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that